EVOLUTION

Digital timecard punch

Darwin was right

We got breakfast for lunch

Got the hoedown on the lowdown

Daily showdown at 4:30

As we race 'round

Through the whole town

Spend our time

On something "worthy"

Mechanized timesavers

Got Rhymesayers

On a CD

Four year shelflife

On a dinner

- We can eat

While watching TV

Government shutdowns

- Keep us occupied.

- While we occupy

The DC

Swim in circles

In our minds

High on corn syrup

And caffeine

With 19.99

We can buy us instant fitness

Race forward every moment

It's survival of the fittest

Crosstrained and yoga-fied

We've fortified our status

As the slayers of our planet

It's the right our saviors granted

Darwin was right

Our solution his conclusion

For in the end

This will capsize

It's just simple evolution