HEAVEN FREE

CONTENT WARNING!!

I kind of feel so bad for you

I have to get this off my chest

I don't want to sound allusive

And no - this is no test

But if I don't share

- My thoughts with you

I'd be just

Like all the rest

Sometimes you have to

Point things out

To help another see it

I see this problem

I can help you

I can help you to release it

I know that I just met you

But I think we can defeat it

If you put in all your effort

And I help from underneath it

Sometimes we suffer torture

But it takes new eyes

To see it

When you're the victim

You don't know

For you've spent so long beneath it

But I can see it plaguing you

To this I must confess

There is this strange contraption

( It's for chastity, I'd guess? )

It steals you of your wind

And robs you of your breath

And if I can be

- Quite frank with you

It's strangling your chest!

If you'll let me

I can help you

I'll employ my every skill

I'll stop this thing

From suffocating you

I'll strive to break it's will

I'll do everything I can for you

I'll try to break it's grasp

It has a weakness on the backside

Legend calls a "triple-clasp"

Then I can be your hero

Save your damsels in distress

We'll raise a flag of triumph

On the day we've saved your breasts!

Just one night and we'll affirm it

We'll see if the legend's true

We'll liberate your temple

So that I can worship you

All I want for gallant efforts

All I ask for chivalry

Is that you'd grant me

Time alone with them

Once we've set that

Heaven Free