SACRED FRIEND

Proceed with caution

Please watch your step

Contents are hot

Slippery when wet

No unauthorized entry

Employees only beyond this point

Do not feed the animals

Does not accept coins

Dust storm warning

Objects closer than they appear

Watch for falling rocks

Beware of crossing deer

Poor visibility

Roadwork up ahead

Lane changing prohibited

Beware the walking dead

Where were all these warnings?

When I tried my hand at love?

Just endless curtain calls

But now calling from above

I had to learn the hard way

I had to lose and lose again

I’m sure I’ll work this out

Now that I’ve found my sacred friend