CRAZY

Happenstance

It’s a great word.

It’s like “tired”

- But absurd

Like when you raise your arms up

And shirk

“I’m just a victim

Of happenstance”

Resistance

Is a meter

It’s a constant

And repeater

No matter how you try

To measure

They are both

• tethered

Together

Reading positives

And negatives

Write them on a chart.

Make all of your purchases

By placing them

“In your cart”

I have an Internet coupon

That’s worth 20%

But unfortunately

I can’t use it -

To pay for

My rent

Pizza is Bogo

Which is certainly great.

On Fridays

From 3 to 7

• Better not “order late”

Late means you’re a stoner

Or altogether lazy

While it may be

“Happenstance”

That shit’ll drive you

• Crazy.