SINSPIRATION

The other day

I saw Santa Claus

He was complainin'

No one believed in him

Jesus was hanging

Sayin'

"Fool you better shut your mouth!"

And the Easter Bunny

Was like – "Fools -

You better chill out!"

And the Buddha was

Sipping from his bowl

Sayin' -

"What's this all about?"

And then Rumi was like

"Man get your dervish on!"

"Just swirl around"

And then they all got down

Got their groove on

(Jesus can roll a mad one)

But then the sad one

Poor devil

Was like

"Why you all be hatin'?"

And Jesus was like

"Why you always late bro?"

"You don't even know"

"What we talkin' about!"

And then Satan

Was like

"Yeah I do"

"Just cause I'm not down with you"

"Doesn't mean I don't know"

"A thing or two"

And then Jesus

Climbed down

Took off his crown

And gave it to him

And Satan was like

"Thanks bro"

"I've been craving this"

And Jesus was like

"It's all good bro"

"I won't miss it"

And then the devil was like

"Shooooooooooooot!"

And started to frown