ME

If there's any advice I can give

On how to get by in this life

It' really is simple

- Learn peoples names every time!

They identify with their name

More than their own body

They've heard that same word

Since they were a baby

It defines everyone of us

Each one – Uniquely

Hi - - - "I'm Darren"

It's real nice to meet me

Today someone's name

Saved me 84 dollars

Today someone's name

Got me ahead of the line

And by proxy saved me

15 minutes of time

Got me extra chicken

And a complementary coupon

And all I had to do

Was know the name of each one

And if you're short memory

Can't handle this task

Just try to glance slightly

At their badge or name tag

But don't let them see you

Trying to read it

Cuz' then they'll know

- you don't know them

And you're cause is defeated

Most of my life

I've been selling

Selling something

To someone

I have a few special powers

But none quite like this one

Started out as a habit

Turned it into skill

I just walk in,

Ask for Tom

Or for Jerry

Or Bill

A marriage is two names

That we've joined together

whether MaryAndLen

Or AlexAndHeather

That is the true form

Of their sworn unity

Two names joined together

Syllabically

And when someone dies We

Speak it as legendary

We throw it a party

And write it's obituary

There's only one other name

We call with even more glee

And no – it's not God

It's the name above ALL names

The most powerful name -

ME