MR. WOOBIE
It's been four months and two days
Since I've seen you
And I've got to say little man
It's been really hard
Haven't done a single Super-Trick
Haven't made a paper airplane
Haven't watched a "kids movie"
Or played Mario Kart
But one more day little man
I've done everything I can
To fight for you
And I don't even get to tell you
Why I had to
Or why I had to go away
But you're only one more day
Mr. Woobs
Just one day away
And oh we will play Mr. Caleb
Yes we will play
I've been practicing Super Tricks
At least ten times a day
I can hike up the mountain
Or climb up a tree
Play my drum in a desert
Or cross on rocks in a stream
I can make lots of friends
I can busk on the street
I can cry like a baby
And go all night without sleep!
I can get a "new house"
Without a dime to my name
I can drive 1600 miles
In only two days
I can get a new job
With only one phone call
I can write funny songs
Without even trying at all!
I can make money fall
Right out of the sky
At the very last second
Just barely in time!
Kainon even got
In his very own movie!
You can see it this weekend
When you come
Mr. Woobie